Every Classic STAR WARS Figure in 2 min!
Every Star Wars figure from the original Kenner line (1977-1985) sung to the tune of "I've Been Everywhere" by Johnny Cash. Produced by Jersey Flix www.jerseyflix.com
Starring Michael Valentino
Lyrics written by Michael Miceli
Music and vocals performed by Thomas Cavanaugh
Toys provided by:
Ron Salvatore, Christopher Hernandez, Mark DeMayo, and Chris LaRose
Lyrics:
I’m a star Wars fan, man
I’m a Star Wars fan, man
The figures in my hand, man
From Vlix to FX-7
Online auctions, I scan, man
I’ve got every man
I’m holding
Greedo, and Lando, Solo, Reb Commando
Three-pio, Tee-bo, Nikto, Leia Organa
Chief Chirpa, Jawa, ‘Empora’, little Yoda
Boba, 4-LOM, Stormtroopa, Bib Fortuna
Dengar, Royal Guard, and Akbar, Tuscan Raider
Bespin Suit, X-wing Luke, Snaggle Tooth, And Darth Vader.
I’m a star Wars fan, man
I’m a Star Wars fan, man
(Have) Fett as the rocket man, man
‘Original 12-back Han’, man
A cardboard Cantina band, man
I’ve got every man
Collected
Lobot, Bad Bossk, Walrus, The guards for Jabba
Hammerhead, Artoo - Detoo, And Chewbacca
Bespin Han, Obi-Wan, Skywalker in Trooper garb
Reebo, Ree-Yees, and Lando as a Skiff Guard
Death Star Droid, Power Droid, Pod Pilot, Vinyl Cape
IG-Eight-Eight, 8D8, for Luke’s sake
I’m a star Wars fan, man
I’m a Star Wars fan, man
The box where it all began, man
Mail-away Anakan, man
Snaggle as a full-sized man, man
I’ve got every man
I’m packing:
Battle Luke, Hoth Luke, Zuckuss, little Romba
Pruney Face, Wicket’s Place, The Yak Face, and Barada
Lumat, Klaatu, Papaloo, Weequay
Rancor Man, Droid no hands, Big Head Han, and Hoth Leia
Scout Driver, TIE flyer, Rebel Soldier, AT-AT Guys
Amanaman, Royal Guard and, Leia in her Boussch Disguise
I’m a star Wars fan, man
I’m a Star Wars fan, man
Mismatched cards and man, man
Luke, Ben, and Anakan, man
Telescope sabers in hand, man
I’ve got every man
I picked up:
Ugnaughts, Bespin Guards, Warok, Nien Nunb
Snowtrooper, Squid Head, Madine, Selatious Crumb
Biker Scout, Decked out (Bespin Leia), Log-a-ray, A Jedi Knight
5-D, Two One – B, and EV (EV-9D9), Carbonite
Droop McCool, Sy Snoodles, Artoo with a Sensorscope
Death Star Rogue, B-Wing Bloke, and Solo in a trench coat
I’m a star Wars fan, man
I’m a Star Wars fan, man
The Imperial Clan, man
Hoth and Trooper Han, man
Luke and Ben with different hair, man
I’ve got every man
…I’m a Star Wars fan