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Every Classic STAR WARS Figure in 2 min!
Every Star Wars figure from the original Kenner line (1977-1985) sung to the tune of "I've Been Everywhere" by Johnny Cash. Produced by Jersey Flix www.jerseyflix.com Starring Michael Valentino Lyrics written by Michael Miceli Music and vocals performed by Thomas Cavanaugh Toys provided by: Ron Salvatore, Christopher Hernandez, Mark DeMayo, and Chris LaRose Lyrics: I’m a star Wars fan, man I’m a Star Wars fan, man The figures in my hand, man From Vlix to FX-7 Online auctions, I scan, man I’ve got every man I’m holding Greedo, and Lando, Solo, Reb Commando Three-pio, Tee-bo, Nikto, Leia Organa Chief Chirpa, Jawa, ‘Empora’, little Yoda Boba, 4-LOM, Stormtroopa, Bib Fortuna Dengar, Royal Guard, and Akbar, Tuscan Raider Bespin Suit, X-wing Luke, Snaggle Tooth, And Darth Vader. I’m a star Wars fan, man I’m a Star Wars fan, man (Have) Fett as the rocket man, man ‘Original 12-back Han’, man A cardboard Cantina band, man I’ve got every man Collected Lobot, Bad Bossk, Walrus, The guards for Jabba Hammerhead, Artoo - Detoo, And Chewbacca Bespin Han, Obi-Wan, Skywalker in Trooper garb Reebo, Ree-Yees, and Lando as a Skiff Guard Death Star Droid, Power Droid, Pod Pilot, Vinyl Cape IG-Eight-Eight, 8D8, for Luke’s sake I’m a star Wars fan, man I’m a Star Wars fan, man The box where it all began, man Mail-away Anakan, man Snaggle as a full-sized man, man I’ve got every man I’m packing: Battle Luke, Hoth Luke, Zuckuss, little Romba Pruney Face, Wicket’s Place, The Yak Face, and Barada Lumat, Klaatu, Papaloo, Weequay Rancor Man, Droid no hands, Big Head Han, and Hoth Leia Scout Driver, TIE flyer, Rebel Soldier, AT-AT Guys Amanaman, Royal Guard and, Leia in her Boussch Disguise I’m a star Wars fan, man I’m a Star Wars fan, man Mismatched cards and man, man Luke, Ben, and Anakan, man Telescope sabers in hand, man I’ve got every man I picked up: Ugnaughts, Bespin Guards, Warok, Nien Nunb Snowtrooper, Squid Head, Madine, Selatious Crumb Biker Scout, Decked out (Bespin Leia), Log-a-ray, A Jedi Knight 5-D, Two One – B, and EV (EV-9D9), Carbonite Droop McCool, Sy Snoodles, Artoo with a Sensorscope Death Star Rogue, B-Wing Bloke, and Solo in a trench coat I’m a star Wars fan, man I’m a Star Wars fan, man The Imperial Clan, man Hoth and Trooper Han, man Luke and Ben with different hair, man I’ve got every man …I’m a Star Wars fan
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